Career Counselling? (Satire)

Little john was in his junior school class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up:
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.
However, little john was being uncharacteristically quiet,
and so the teacher asked him about his father.
Reluctantly he replied, “My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club,
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out with a man,
rent a cheap room and let him shag him.”
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
and then took Little john aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father??”
“No,” said john, “My father plays football for the England national team,
I was just too embarrassed to say that.”