Apple vs Windows (satire)

Hilarious corporate rivalry; try and beat this one!

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in New York: “Don’t ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. 
We don’t have Windows”

And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises: “Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday’s half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages”